Dammit I can't go anywhere without this damn fox trying to suck me off, it's just non-stop. Earlier, I was just trying to buy some sunflower seeds at the store and he was hiding in the aisles behind all the bags of chips on the shelf. He scared the shit outta me when he moved a bag of chips to the side to reach out to snatch my dick again. I slapped his face, but then rememebered pain just makes him hornier so I popped a fat one in his mouth. He kept going though, and I was recieving some weird stares because my pelvic region was thrusted into a shelf of chip bags. I blame the chem trails for turning the foxes gay, though I fucked him hard after I got home so I guess they made me gay too.